Just a high-maintenance kitty that needs to be petted, fed and paid attention at all hours. Casually.
When people look down on modern literature in favor of the classics, they forget the classics were once modern literature that was looked down upon by people like them.
there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious
My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.
do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth