Just a high-maintenance kitty that needs to be petted, fed and paid attention at all hours. Casually.
- person who never had cats: cats are egoists and never give you love
- cat owner: cats are big baby nerds
“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.
how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.