Just a high-maintenance kitty that needs to be petted, fed and paid attention at all hours. Casually.

fandomfable:

revolucionprusiana:

#to all those who claim that only tony treated bruce as a human being and not as a monster

Here’s the thing though.

Cap told Bruce that all he cared about was the science. Tony treated Bruce as a full person, Hulk included. Tony welcomed the rage monster and the scientist. He made jokes and had serious conversations. He didn’t just treat Bruce as a human being. He treated Bruce as Bruce. 

Cap just pretended the Hulk didn’t exist until it was an immediate threat. And then he made it very clear that the Hulk was, in fact, a threat. Tony pointed out the benefits, and Cap assessed the possible damage.

It’s who they are. Not that Cap didn’t try to make Bruce feel welcome, he did. But he didn’t fully accept Bruce the way Tony did.  

destroyeroftroy:

i have a date with a straight boy what is chipotle

tresbellemichelle:

blametheleather:

everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it

#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer

(Source: mandytastypussy)

moriartysmistress:

It fucking baffles me that most teen stores don’t carry XL

like?!??!

what am i supposed to wear??????!!

I’m too small for plus sizes, and even if I do find a plus size store they’re fucking twice the money!

I’m not going to wear older women’s clothes because I’m 19 not 49!

WTF?!

humorinrecovery:

Super incredibly maddening thing about mental illness:

Fighting your ass off to live a normal life and function as well as you can, and instead of getting credit and having people be proud of you for all the efforts you’re making, having people use your apparently normal behavior as a reason to invalidate you and think you weren’t that sick to begin with.

It takes a lot of badassery to act this normal, but the effort is all invisible 

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

prettythingsandangelwings:

jaclynxhyde:

devi13:

moniquill:

NO PETTING, ONLY MURDER

Clumsy, adorable murder

IT’S SO FLUFFY AND SWATTY AND ROLLY AND PERFECT I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OH GOODNESS HELP ME

I need 20

(Source: airgenawesome)

Now I understand that one of the important reasons for going to college and getting an education is to learn that the things you’ve believed in all your life aren’t true, and that nothing is what it appears to be.

—Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon (via observando)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

jaclcfrost:

something u ordered online finally arriving

image

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

sometimes-i-debauch:

bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

Now you can procrastinate on printing a document until literally seconds before it’s due

(Source: Engadget)

(Source: iamnevertheone)

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

(Source: okadas)


the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air

the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air

(Source: heytinafey)

Marry a guy who is as smart as you and will challenge you. And can make you laugh. That is the most important.

—A former teacher of mine (via ilikemycountryrockinghowboutyou)