Just a high-maintenance kitty that needs to be petted, fed and paid attention at all hours. Casually.

Mulan (1998) // Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)

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(Source: dirkstriders)

  • person who never had cats: cats are egoists and never give you love
  • cat owner: cats are big baby nerds

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

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waaty:

“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.

how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.

zackisontumblr:

my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese

fuzzykitty01:

bouncybat:

shuraiya:

I’M SCREAMING
HE’S DRYING HIS LITTLE FACE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

WHAT

OHMYGOSSSSSSSSSH

fuzzykitty01:

bouncybat:

shuraiya:

I’M SCREAMING

HE’S DRYING HIS LITTLE FACE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

WHAT

OHMYGOSSSSSSSSSH

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silverhairedwolf:

is it just me, or does chris evans look freaking amazing in drag

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crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

crimewave420:

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

fallingoutlasvegas:

tear-down-thewall:

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

omg too cute

the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy

fallingoutlasvegas:

tear-down-thewall:

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

omg too cute

the way the dog so gently takes the treat makes me so happy

(Source: cold-feet)