Just a high-maintenance kitty that needs to be petted, fed and paid attention at all hours. Casually.

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

 


brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

 

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

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adoringbeyonce:

OH
MY
GOD

adoringbeyonce:

OH

MY

GOD

sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

(Source: goldenstories)

marvelfemme:

okay marvel we’ve had a tree and a raccoon i think we can handle a super heroine movie

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trappedunderrot:

#RELATIONSHIPGOALS

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Neville had come lunging out of nowhere; unable to articulate a spell, he had jabbed Hermione’s wand hard into the eye hole of the Death Eater’s mask. The man relinquished Harry at once with a howl of pain.

Chapter 35 - Beyond the Veil
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Guys, remember that time Neville couldn’t get his wand to work so he stabbed a motherfucker in the eye?

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thatfunnyblog:

Jean-Ralphio rapping

(Source: officialfrenchtoast)

unamusedsloth:

My turn! My turn!

unamusedsloth:

My turn! My turn!

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

calupico:

うちの猫が雪に興奮して外出たぁーい!っていうから外出してやったら一歩で挫折して帰りやがった。
my cat got excited by the snow and kept wanting to go outsiiide so when i let him outside he failed after one step and came back.

calupico:

うちの猫が雪に興奮して外出たぁーい!っていうから外出してやったら一歩で挫折して帰りやがった。

my cat got excited by the snow and kept wanting to go outsiiide so when i let him outside he failed after one step and came back.