Just a high-maintenance kitty that needs to be petted, fed and paid attention at all hours. Casually.

  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger

tharealsydshady:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my
God

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(Source: lilcochina)

buttholeos:

If anybody ur getting down n dirty with wants to keep u a secret u need to bail and then find some1 who makes ur pic their phone background because that’s what I’m talking about

undeadthug:

my aesthetic is seeing ppl from high school and acting like i forgot who they were

(Source: cat-sodaa)

harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

image

TEAM JACOB

tom-delongerie:

mark hoppus u smooth ass son of a bitch

tom-delongerie:

mark hoppus u smooth ass son of a bitch

flowury:

u ever hear someone’s opinion and feel like you need to lie down

(Source: dcwneyjr)

s0ngb1rd-in-a-cage:

This is how I imagine fandomfable and dametaykeefe act.

when tipsy or cranky

(Source: youtube.com)